…on This Weeketh, as did I.
And we did say unto Christiane that with borrowing rates so low and unemployment so high, the President should go forth and announce a robust jobs plan to the multitudes, and thus should he smite unemployment.
And should the forces of darkness stand in opposition to the President, then he should speak unto those multitudes, and say unto them, “verily, verily—ye must recognize who is standing between you and your jobs!”
[Note: before our segment, there was a political panel with someone from the Tea Party whose main argument was: get the government out of Social Security! I a) don’t know what that means, and b) can’t imagine why you’d want to run on that “plan.”]